shitskrieg
A pseudo-Germanic conglomeration, with meaning roughly similar to "shit-storm."
Dammit, Jim! Get over here, there's going to be a major shitskrieg.
shitskrieg
A large quantity of feces output in a considerably short window of time.
Dude! Triple-flusher in 5 minutes, what an awesome shitskrieg!
Shitskrieg
The russian language version of blitzkrieg. Slow, plodding attacks from someone you genuinely thought would be decent in a fight but who actually turns out to be a bit, well, shit.
He thought he’d be in Kyiv by lunch. But it turned out to be a shitskrieg.
Shitskrieg
When birds decide to cover something in shit (Preferably something that is new/shiny/just been cleaned), they will declare Shitskrieg upon it, and start dive-bombing it, plastering any and all surfaces with faeces.
Basically, it's like Angry Birds, only with poop.
Basically, it's like Angry Birds, only with poop.
Human: Fucking birds, I just cleaned this car!
Birds: Shitskrieg successful, RTB.
Birds: Shitskrieg successful, RTB.