BeenTheKing
An absolute hunk of a leader that not only has a perfect swimmers body but massive nipples to help keep him afloat. Often likes to give midgets a good old fashioned Cleavland Steamer to keep his absolutely unmatched ego alive and well so that he can always have a superior mindset to his enemies.
"Man BeenTheKing sure is a really cool leader, I wish I was able to suckle on his legendary nipples"