shit socks

Tits that look like socks with a lump of shit inside them

getting hit with a sock filled with shit

When a man and a woman are deeply in love the woman will defecate into a sock of her choosing and have the man beat her with it till she looses consciousness.

When someone shits his pants so much, it overflows his underwear, runs down his legs, and begins filling up his socks.

Someone who has their shit together.

Little bits of sock that end up between your toes, in your bed, on your bedroom carpet and sometimes even extend onto the landing

Action: The act of deficating in a legging and whacking an unsuspecting person in the face.