Shit Stalled
Needing to take a gigantic shit, you walk into the bathroom at work, and another colleague is also dropping a massive load, in your favorite stall.
Mark - Hey man, I thought you were going to be back in ten minutes?
Sam - I thought so too, but I was shit stalled by that fatass fuck-face in logistics who always wears the cowboy boots.
Sam - I thought so too, but I was shit stalled by that fatass fuck-face in logistics who always wears the cowboy boots.
Stall Shit
When you have to shit, but don't want to touch the toilet seat, so you pull your pants down and hover over the seat, but misjudge your angle and spew diarrhea all over the back of the toilet and stall walls. Also called a "Famous Daves".
I feel bad for the guy at Famous Daves that has to clean up that stall shit at the end of his shift. Man, that guy really did a "Famous Daves" in there!