Shitstory

The one sided perspective of history that gets taught in school and that people use to make stupid political arguments.
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History is shit, and the shittiest part is that no one fucking learns anything from past mistakes. Because the way history is told, it's shit. The victorious write their point of view and the others suck their injuries. And in telling what happened, the victorious add so much bullshit to the actual facts, but people are taught to be superficial and not question what they get tought in school. We needed a new name for the historical fairy land some people believe in. So. Shitstory.

"He kept saying the crusades where completely different from the jihad. That they were defensive"
"Ignore him. All he knows is shitstory

Shitstory

1. An alternate to "history", a recollection or tale of a past occurence that is obviously made-up.

2. A personal bad history.

Anne: She said she hooked up with FIVE different guys last night!
Liz: That's total shitstory. She's not pretty at all.

OR

Anne: You shouldn't go out with him, he has a shitstory to hit it and quit it.

Shitstory

Alternative name for "History."

Pronounced like History, except with an "Sh" added.

Basically, a Shitstory is a person's individual past or present past, that has been anything but decent.

A person that has a Shitstory, had an extremely rough and tumble childhood. They were either abused, molested, raped, had serious familial problems or the likes. Even those that had a difficult time growing up, due to the typicality of youth, can even have a Shitstory.

Shitstory doesn't just denote childhood. It also encompasses adulthood as well.

Dr. Tanner: "Come now Clareece. Tell me about yourself. Tell me about your family history."

Clareece: "You mean my family Shitstory?"

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释义	Shitstory The one sided perspective of history that gets taught in school and that people use to make stupid political arguments. . . History is shit, and the shittiest part is that no one fucking learns anything from past mistakes. Because the way history is told, it's shit. The victorious write their point of view and the others suck their injuries. And in telling what happened, the victorious add so much bullshit to the actual facts, but people are taught to be superficial and not question what they get tought in school. We needed a new name for the historical fairy land some people believe in. So. Shitstory. "He kept saying the crusades where completely different from the jihad. That they were defensive" "Ignore him. All he knows is shitstory Shitstory 1. An alternate to "history", a recollection or tale of a past occurence that is obviously made-up. 2. A personal bad history. Anne: She said she hooked up with FIVE different guys last night! Liz: That's total shitstory. She's not pretty at all. OR Anne: You shouldn't go out with him, he has a shitstory to hit it and quit it. Shitstory Alternative name for "History." Pronounced like History, except with an "Sh" added. Basically, a Shitstory is a person's individual past or present past, that has been anything but decent. A person that has a Shitstory, had an extremely rough and tumble childhood. They were either abused, molested, raped, had serious familial problems or the likes. Even those that had a difficult time growing up, due to the typicality of youth, can even have a Shitstory. Shitstory doesn't just denote childhood. It also encompasses adulthood as well. Dr. Tanner: "Come now Clareece. Tell me about yourself. Tell me about your family history." Clareece: "You mean my family Shitstory?"
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