Shitsty Nine
The sensual oral pleasure of the sixty nine position, but deficating into your partners mouth.
Dude my friend and I were at this killer party, and we walked in on these girls shitsty nining.Will your mom perform shitsty nine on me this christmas?
The Shitsty-Nine Position
The act of performing the 69 position with the woman on top, where she explodes with shit all over the man's face, with or without warning or consent.
Man: "I had a one night stand last night and I thought we were doing the 69 position, but she did the shitsty-nine position on me. I'm no longer psychologically able to be intimate with women."
Shitsty-Nine
When y'all are in the middle of eating each other out synchronously and one shits on the other's mouth.
We was in the middle of it and she Shitsty-Nined me bro, it was nasty!
Shitsty-Nine
When y'all are synchronously eating each other out and one shits in the other's face/mouth.
We was having a great time last night until she shitsty-nined me, shit was nasty!