shittin babies
often confused with pushing semen out of your ass after someone has ejaculated in it. shittin babies is what people assume will happen after swallowing a large amount of cum.
brittney : i swallowed so much cum last night, i'll be shittin babies for weeks!!
jamie: oh my gosh britt, your such a cum guzzler
jamie: oh my gosh britt, your such a cum guzzler
baby shittin'
When a woman is so fat and she does not know she is pregnant, she thinks she has to drop a deuce and ends up birthing the baby in the crapper.
"So that's what that squirmy thing was when I took a dump this morning...shit. I didn't know I was fat enough for some baby shittin'..."