Shitting Backwards
Making something unnecessarily difficult like facing the toilet towards the wall
She had to back into the garage to charge the car— that’s like shitting backwards!
backwards shit
Straddling the toilet when taking a dump.
Simon was feeling anxious because his morning shit was overdue and traditional squat and drop wasn't working. He was feeling dangerous, so committed himself to a backwards shit.
shit and fall backwards in it
A response trivialising someone's description of what they plan to do, when the listener finds it extravagant or believes it won't actually be carried out or won't succeed.
Person A: My sister is so upset with her local councilman that she's starting a petition to have him recalled.
Person B: Yeah, she's gonna shit and fall backwards in it.
Person B: Yeah, she's gonna shit and fall backwards in it.