Shitting on Bridges
1. While with a friend(s), observing strangers, you view the person in a highly critical manner. Looking at their clothes, hair, shoes, people they're with, way they are nonverbally communicating, etc. in a critical and usually disapproving way. Thus to gain a fanciful, sophisticated, potentially tragic, back story for the person. Never meant to be said to the subject of focus's face.
2. Making fun of a person quietly (with friends), often while they are in the same room, party or bar.
3. Extremely negatively thinking of someone stemming just from their appearance.
2. Making fun of a person quietly (with friends), often while they are in the same room, party or bar.
3. Extremely negatively thinking of someone stemming just from their appearance.
1. "Last night, at the bar, this girl walked in with her fat boyfriend and, MAN, did we shit on her bridge."
2. If one of the friends participating knows the subject of focus: "Hey dude, quit shitting on my friends bridge!"
3. "Hey, what'd you do last night?" "Oh nothing, Sid and I were just out shitting on bridges..."
2. If one of the friends participating knows the subject of focus: "Hey dude, quit shitting on my friends bridge!"
3. "Hey, what'd you do last night?" "Oh nothing, Sid and I were just out shitting on bridges..."
Shit Bridge
A floating bridge of toilet paper keeping your shit dry created by clogging a toilet with a whole roll of toilet paper then taking a dump on top of the toilet paper bridge.
The janitors were real pissed off today. Someone created a shit bridge in the bathroom and they had to use a shovel to clear it out!
Shit Bridge
Well in the heat of an amazing threesome (two girls and one guy) the women contort their bodies into the bridge position and then the man places an Alaskan Pipeline (shitting into a condom and freezing it) into both women, connecting them. From there he karate chops the connecting feces bridge and empties the contents into their mouths.
Two drunks girls and one feces fetishing male are needed to create the shit bridge
shit bridge
n. A shit so large it forms a bridge over the toilet bowl drain pipe and cannot be flushed.
v. The act of creating a shit bridge.
v. The act of creating a shit bridge.
Jimmy: "Anybody got a popsicle stick, I just shit bridged the hotel toilet?"
shit bridge
The space between the opening of the vagina and the anus
"Don't ever go near the shit bridge, thats some dirty shit"