shitting pancakes

When one's ass is so wide and stretched out (from anal activity) that their excrement comes out in a form that is wider than it is deep/long. That is, a form similar to that of a pancake.

When a girl takes a shit on your stomach, and then uses that ass to smear the shit all around. She then repeats this process until your entire stomach is caked in shit, shaped like a pancake. She then pisses on it(adding the maple syrup), then you both eat it together. Usually performed while one of you is dressed like an Eskimo, and the other like Jabba the Hut.

When a guy really needs to take a crap, the shitstorm begins to leave his ass the moment his underwear falls
below the faultline (his butthole)....He then begins what us men call "The move". The synchronized motion of yanking one's shorts down while beginning to shit while also sitting down on the crapper, all in one fluid beautiful motion.
This move does not though allow time to check if your wife left the seat up. The existence of a "down position" will result in what men will forever refer to as a "pancake shit"...otherwise referred to as a cake dump, or "laying a flattie".

Mexican that immigrated from Mexico, that stands outside of Home Depot looking for work, and look for Old Flabby Asses to spank

that's what i exclaim when i dont believe what i just heard or saw