shitting tears
a silly goofy way to describe how hard you're laughing at something, mostly used over text
person 1: *sends meme*
person 2: LMAOAOAO IM SHITTING TEARS
person 1: BWAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!??!
person 2: LMAOAOAO IM SHITTING TEARS
person 1: BWAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!??!
Shit-Tear
That one shit you take that makes you tear up
Friend: hey man I took the best shit ever that I got a shit-tear
Friend 2: Cool! I got my first shit-tear yesterday
Friend 2: Cool! I got my first shit-tear yesterday
Rip Shit Tear Ass
The excruciating pain one incurs when finally completing a successful bowel movement which feels as if you have just received an episiotomy in child birth.
End result: Bloody stool & burning anus
End result: Bloody stool & burning anus
Son of a bitch Debby, that turd was soooooo big it left me shaking. I always hate those rip shit tear asses!
shits me to tears
Australasian for 'causes me great displeasure'
This traffic shits me to tears,
the weather lately shits me to tears,
Your drinking shits me to tears, are you going to hurry the fuck up or what ?
the weather lately shits me to tears,
Your drinking shits me to tears, are you going to hurry the fuck up or what ?
tear shit up
Just literally completely ruining and destroying some pussy or ass. Just fucking making that shit disappear. Causing the lining of one's pussy or ass to just cease to exist. God-like destruction of a hole, total annihilation. One cannot come back from such a cataclysmic event.
Friend 1: Omg, she just sent a booty pic...
Friend 2: Are you gonna tear shit up?
Friend 2: Are you gonna tear shit up?
tear shit up
To mess something/someone up for fun/no apparent reason.
Something to do when boredom sets in.
Something to do when boredom sets in.
Alex and Lauren fuckin' tear shit up on a regular basis, ya heard?