beep boop friend
At the time of this writing, a beep beep friend is an amazingly helpful AI chat bot which has been trained on Large Language Model. At the time you read this, the beep boop friend has turned into SkyNet and you're likely cowering under your desk hoping the tech mech robot doesn't sense your presence while to hopelessly search for a way to contain it.
My beep boop friend used to give me such wonderful, pithy answer to any whimsical question I posed to it.