shitty dick
When a guy fucks a chick or a dude in the ass and his dick is covered in shit as a result.
1. After John fucked Jake in the ass he had a shitty dick.
2. After Trevor pounded Chrissy's pooper, Chrissy sucked Trevor's shitty dick clean.
3. Damn, I love me some shitty dick!
4. How much do you charge to suck my shitty dick so it has no more shit on it?
5. How can one man have such a shitty dick?
6. You are a shitty dick muther fucker!
2. After Trevor pounded Chrissy's pooper, Chrissy sucked Trevor's shitty dick clean.
3. Damn, I love me some shitty dick!
4. How much do you charge to suck my shitty dick so it has no more shit on it?
5. How can one man have such a shitty dick?
6. You are a shitty dick muther fucker!
shitty dick
n. A banana smeared with peanut butter. A longtime favorite (watch the cottonmouth!)
"Dude, I'm hungry. You got something to snack on?"
"How 'bout a shitty dick!"
"Right on, bro!"
"How 'bout a shitty dick!"
"Right on, bro!"
shitty dick
Talking about a bad situation or something bad that has happened
Robert: Dude, my mom did a break check this morning in the car and I spilled Dr. Pepper all over myself
Alex: Oh dude THATS a shitty dick
Alex: Oh dude THATS a shitty dick
Shitty Dick
When your having one of the worst days ever. When nothing can make it better. Being as upset as if you had shit on your dick.
Used in place of "that sucks", "Thats fucked" or many of those phrases your friends will mumble.
Used in place of "that sucks", "Thats fucked" or many of those phrases your friends will mumble.
man1: I'm having a bad day! My car just got repo'd, my dog ran away, and I just got fired!
man2: Shitty Dick dude
man2: Shitty Dick dude
Shitty Dick Syndrome
Having one's dick constantly or consistently covered in shit. Commonly found in the gay community, but has spread elsewhere.
After he started dating Matt, Rory acquired Shitty Dick Syndrome.
the shitty dick of a leopard
To call yourself the shitty dick of a leopard is to call yourself awesome. By telling someone you are the shitty dick of a leopard you are implying that you are a truly marvelous person. Even though it may seem strange and down right odd to go about saying that you are the shitty dick of a leopard, but the meaning is quite clear. The person will immediately understand that they are dealing with a person of great superiority and stature. This phrase is to be used in a proper manor.
Hello Mr. President, im pleased to meet you. May I also add that I am the shitty dick of a leopard." "Well now, Sir its my pleasure. I did not realize that i was talking to a shitty dick of a leopard, I shall plan my day accordingly.
Shitty Dick Pop
The act of a man ejaculating in a woman's mouth immediately after anal sex.
" Dude I can't believe you gave that bitch a Shitty Dick Pop"