shit van winkle

Someone who sleeps all day and only wakes up to take a shit and jerk off and then goes right back to sleep and repeats this cycle for months

I tried to get my homey to leave the house but he's pulling a shit van winkle

Shit Van Winkle

When you're in the bathroom trying so hard to take a shit that when you come out, you feel like its 20 years later

"Where have you been man?"
"I've been in the bathroom for the last two hours. What time is it? I thought the sun already set."
"It's only been 15 minutes. You had a shit van winkle"

俚语	shit van winkle
释义	shit van winkle Someone who sleeps all day and only wakes up to take a shit and jerk off and then goes right back to sleep and repeats this cycle for months I tried to get my homey to leave the house but he's pulling a shit van winkle Shit Van Winkle When you're in the bathroom trying so hard to take a shit that when you come out, you feel like its 20 years later "Where have you been man?" "I've been in the bathroom for the last two hours. What time is it? I thought the sun already set." "It's only been 15 minutes. You had a shit van winkle"
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