shit waffle
leaving a big dump on someone's laptop keyboard and pushing the screen down, making a shit waffle.
Beau left his laptop out when he passed out so I left a big shit waffle on his computer.
shit waffle
this is a derogatory term used for anyone who has commited any sort of offense against you
you sir, are a shit waffle
shit waffle
used to describe someone so hot that you would let them shit on your waffle and you would still eat it
that chick is a shit waffle
DAYUMMMM LOOK AT THAT SHIT WAFFLE!
DAYUMMMM LOOK AT THAT SHIT WAFFLE!
Shit Waffle
A person that has done something to greatly offend you.
wow, Logan is such a shit waffle!
shit-waffled
A New Jersey term for when you are forced to sit between two assholes that you can't stand, (at a movie, on a bus, in a diner, etc.), on an oppressively hot day.
they stuck me between the two fat chics at the diner. i got shit-waffled...
shit a waffle
The act of an extremely fat person defecating, or the result of surprise or fright.
She was so big she could eat hay and "shit a waffle".
Man, when that dude in the movie slashed the guy, I thought I would "shit a waffle"!
Man, when that dude in the movie slashed the guy, I thought I would "shit a waffle"!
Shit in a Waffle Iron and Call it Breakfast
When somebody tries to pull a fast one on you
Hey Rand, instead of getting Mrs. Butterworth Thick n' Rich® I decided to save some money and get this new Great Value Brand™!
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.