shit walk
The act of clenching ones butt to prevent a leak of the anus. The result of this act makes one do a speeding duck walk to the bathroom.
Dude! That guy had to use the shitter so bad he had to do the shit walk!
shit walk
To walk with one's head held high and an attitude of utmost disgust towards whomever the walk is aimed at.
"Dude, that team sucks. Let's shit walk them and freak them out a bit."
Shit walk
The walk you take when you have to take a shit usally in a public place. this walk consist of swearing, holding and rubbing of the stomache and constent mumbles of how bad you have to shit. The moment you see the bathroom door you feel a huge sense of relief.
Mike: yo are we leaving yet?
Chris: ya man just wating for Mark.
Mike: where the is he?
Chris: Oh he just took a shit walk, who knows when he'll be back...
Chris: ya man just wating for Mark.
Mike: where the is he?
Chris: Oh he just took a shit walk, who knows when he'll be back...
Shit Walked
When an animal starts taking a shit and cannot get it all out and starts to move.
My dog just shit walked in a circle.
shitting and walking
not caring about whatever happens to a certain event.
Person1: what are you gonna do about that whole thing with jenna?
Person2: Man Im shitting and walking about it
Person2: Man Im shitting and walking about it
walking shit
A sibling who eats your meal
Did you really do that again walking shit!
shit walk
When a person is walking and taking a shit at the same time, preferably without clothes on. The result is a silly walk while doing it.
Take the camera and record me while I do this awesome shit walk.