shitwhacked
the result of participating in a night of total twistedness, hard moves, etc.
Shit homie I was doin some hard biz last night and as a result got totally shitwhacked
shitwhacked
Slapping the ass of a hooker on the streets while eating ur own poop
"Man, did you see that shit, ur mom was getting shitwhacked by that BUM!"
Shitwhacker
An ignorant, slow-witted person who loafs around the local scene trying to get wasted, repeats whatever you say to everyone and gets themselves arrested on the regular for things most folks are smart enough not to get caught doing. Usually people just leave them be except for the cops, who they always manage to piss off.
"yo, this dude has got a big mouth!"
" nah, don't even worry about it. He's just some shitwhacker I see here all the time. Pay him no mind. Last week he got arrested for pissing on a cop car then asking the cop if he had some paper towels so he could dry the piss off his shoe."
" nah, don't even worry about it. He's just some shitwhacker I see here all the time. Pay him no mind. Last week he got arrested for pissing on a cop car then asking the cop if he had some paper towels so he could dry the piss off his shoe."