Shit whisperer
A plumber or someone who works in a related occupation such as effluent or waste management.
I had a blocked toilet so I rang the shit whisperer and he came over and fixed it.
Shit Whisper
When one passes gas while holding a stool in their anal cavity.
-"Man, did you shit on yourself?"
-"No, I'm about to though. I've got a bad case of the shit whispers."
-"No, I'm about to though. I've got a bad case of the shit whispers."
Shit whisper
fart
"Who has been shit whisperin in here?"
"It smells like a shit whisper sandwich in this place"
"Id appreciate it if you could shit whisper outside"
"It smells like a shit whisper sandwich in this place"
"Id appreciate it if you could shit whisper outside"
Shit Whisper
That loud puff of air that comes out of your dogs ass
Husband: Did you hear that noise? What was that?
Wife: Oh gross! The dog just had a shit whisper!
Wife: Oh gross! The dog just had a shit whisper!
Shit Whisperer
One who has the ability to predict a large shit coming. This only applies to when you don't feel it coming but you have extreme flatulence and rank farts.
A parody of the common Dog Whisperer or any animal in general. I.E. speaking to your nasty flatulence.
A parody of the common Dog Whisperer or any animal in general. I.E. speaking to your nasty flatulence.
*Farts*
Holy shit that was a long one, OH MY GOD AND IT SMELLS! I am going to have to take a rank ass doodoo tomorrow. I must be a Shit Whisperer.
Holy shit that was a long one, OH MY GOD AND IT SMELLS! I am going to have to take a rank ass doodoo tomorrow. I must be a Shit Whisperer.
Shit whisper
Qhenever you fart and can feel the slight presence of an incoming shit storm. (literally)
"I gotta go I just felt a shit whisper"