shitwich
1. an idiotic person. 2. As the name implies, a sandwich made of SHIT.
Ryan is such a shitwich.
shitwich
for some reason you leap off the toilet while taking a shit, in which the resulting action causes the hot turd to be smooshed between your ass
dude1: NO WAY i just won $1 mil. in the lotto!
dude1 leaps up
dude1: uuuuhhhhh man i just made a shitwich.
dude1 leaps up
dude1: uuuuhhhhh man i just made a shitwich.