Beer
The reason I get up in the morning and the reason I pass out at night.
beer GOOD!
Beer
My mother told me that beer is my enemy, but Jesus told me to love my enemy
Jesus > Mother
Beer > Water
Beer > Water
Beer
Helping ugly people have sex since 9000 BC.
Can Oog get you beer?
Beer
The piss of angels.
Beer is that stuff that I drink when I feel like not realizing what Im doing.
Beer
the answer to all my problems, and the cause of most
finish your beer, there are sober people in china!
Beer
Beer, it is the quintessential human delusion, simultaneously the source of our greatest strength, and our greatest weakness. The cause and answer to all of life's problems!
Let us get pissed, my fine fellow drinkers!
Beer
The one thing on the planet that fill fix any problem.
"After U.S. forces passed out over 500,000 cases of beer, a ceasefire was drafted and signed immediatly."