shiza goggles
The execution of defecating into goggles (most common brands will work) and securing them tightly over your love partner's face unexpectedly during intercourse. Symptoms are pink-eye, temporary blindness and aggression.
German accent: "How would you feel if I told you I gave your girlfriend shiza goggles, nahahaha."
"Damn girl those shiza goggles must've been expensive!"
"Damn girl those shiza goggles must've been expensive!"