shizzlecakes
Shizzlecakes is what you say when you wanna say shit, but you can't due to being too young to swear or being around parents. Yeah, it's a lame alternative but you gotta do what you gotta do.
Person 1: Ah shi-
Person 2: What?!?!
Person 1: Shizzlecakes!
Person 2: Ah..
Person 2: What?!?!
Person 1: Shizzlecakes!
Person 2: Ah..