shizzler
a person that is off the hook, has skills, and able to everything with STYLE. Originates from shizzle.
I like to say, "the SHIZZLER strikes again."
Shizzler
An Australian derogatory word for Torres Straight Islander.
That shizzler stole my apples!!
Chesapeake Shizzler
The act of masturbating into a jar of heated peanut butter, and smearing the contents onto someone else's chest.
"Dude, I gave Melissa a Chesapeake Shizzler last night, it was amazing!"
Shizzler's Hanky
A quick cleanup necessity for the strip club when a stripper/lap dancer bends over in your face and sharts, leaving you with fecal debris on your upper lip. Ewwwpsies.
Matt was in a strip club and after that voluptuous babe left him with a shizzler's lip, he pulled the shizzler's hanky out of his pocket and shazam, he looked swazzling; no worries the rest of the night.