Shizzler's Hanky
A quick cleanup necessity for the strip club when a stripper/lap dancer bends over in your face and sharts, leaving you with fecal debris on your upper lip. Ewwwpsies.
Matt was in a strip club and after that voluptuous babe left him with a shizzler's lip, he pulled the shizzler's hanky out of his pocket and shazam, he looked swazzling; no worries the rest of the night.