8 count
n. a dance common in the south performed usually by feminine guys but can done by masculine gay guys also
"What you know about the 8 count?" says the feminine dude to the trade dude. "should I do the 8 count before, during of after I whup your ass?!"
Standing 8 Count
The act of tidying up your ass between poops, usually brought on by mild to moderate itching. A standing 8 count is executed by wiping one's butt while standing.
Todd's butt itched, indicating a need for a standing 8 count.
taking the 8 count
Waiting til the last second before getting up and getting back into the game
Leave me alone! I'm not drunk!! I’m just taking the 8 count! I'll be there in a second!!
a standing 8 count
When having sex the female turns out to be a sadomasicist, and begins beating herself about the face with her clinched fist.
dude, i was doing the dirty with this slut last night, and she cominced giving herself a standing 8 count.