shizzle yo' pizzle
When you have such low riding and phat leg shorts (and your dick dangles so low) that you can just stand nonchalantly in the gutter and take a piss straight down the inside of your pants leg, not get a drop on your pants, and nobody even suspects you're taking a piss.
Yo, I can't believe you shizzled yo' pizzle right there in front of the White House.