Shlakum Sneeze
The act of releasing a well filled & inflated condom of semen schlakum onto your female partners face after intercourse
Have sex (with condom), blow your load into condom, inflate condom in secrecy, while she fixes the pillows, turn condom upside down so that shlakum is towards currently sealed end, and release. This results in a splatter of shlakum sneeze all over your girls face. They love this.