shlammerblasted
Drinking to the point of no return, and being as drunk as humanly possible without dying
Nolan: "Dude, where were you last night?"
Me: "Bruh, I was so fucking shlammerblasted, that I couldn't see for 8 hours"
Me: "Bruh, I was so fucking shlammerblasted, that I couldn't see for 8 hours"