Shlarp
A word used for the highly used element in the Shlarp-verse, that is used to power and make various tool, weapons, and other resources. shlarp is originally found in the great shlarp vaults after they were opened and mass mined, produced, and weaponized. One way to explain what it is, is human feces but produced by an unknown organism that clearly has some out worldly power that allowed humans to take its power.
"I have to work in the shlarp mines today under the rule of blamp to feed my family"
Shlarp
Shlarp is a word that is commonly used by many men after they have cummed or jizzed all over their partner after have sex.
babe, im so sorry i didnt mean to shlarp all over you and your sister after we had sex. i just couldnt help myself! maybe you should go get a love handle.
shlarp
Merely a description of a whorish women. Less offensive than using the word slut. Can also be used as an insult.
Bro, you should get Triff to give you oral sex. She's a massive shlarp
shlarping
A subtle combination of lingering, lurking, and cruising, usually done in one action and without self-awareness.
That man was shlarping sooooo hard down the street.
shlarp
To slap someone with humorous effect intended
I shlarped my friend
Pussy Shlarp
Different than regular Shlarp, Pussy shlarp is defined as a runny milky clear substance your female partner ejaculates from her vagina.
Baby i’m so sorry i’m not us usually such a pussy shlarp squirter