Shlerm
When a person is blinded by a flashlight or bright light from another person.
Get shlermed *bright light emerges from flashlight*
Shlerms
Or ‘the shlerms’ are them head noises you hear when your in a hole after doing way too much ketamine.
I’ve got the fucking shlerms again. Guess I’ll be Rolling around in the bed all night
shlerm
Take a drag from a colleague's cigarette.
She took a shlerm from my smoke.
Shlerm
The act of not being functional the day after a night out. One is shlerming all day when their body hurts, they don’t care that they look like shit and are prepared to drink a whole pedialtye. It is common for one to grab pho to recover while shlerming.
Dude, last night was crazy. Good thing I don’t have work today so I can just shlerm