Shlong bong
An instrument that is used to smoke cannabis. This particular instrument must resemble a penis, otherwise it will just be classified as a bong, which will decrease both the value and appeal. (the herb is placed in one of the wrinkles on the scrotum and the smoke is inhaled out the dick hole)
Yo foo, I just got this kick ass Pink Floyd cd. How about we pop this sucka in and break out the shlong bong
Shlong-bong
When a female is sucking your dick with warm or ice cold water in her mouth. She inhales bouncing her tongue between your D and the water making a bong inhale noise and a jacuzzi massage function on your Dick
Popps wife gave a lot of shlong-bongs....allegedly
Shlong Bong
A penis pump
Gotta get my cock up to industry standards. Time to use the old shlong bong and pump up.
Bong Shlong
When you smoke weed out out of a penis shaped Bong
Hey Its a Penis shaped Bong I did not know you smoked weed out of a Bong Shlong