Shlonger
An abnormally large penis. Similar to a shlong, but even larger, hence the "er". Typically used in hyperbole, as shlong is generally sufficient to describe any penis, no matter the size.
Man, that dude Stephanie banged had a shlonger! That shit was like a third leg!
Shlongered
When something is beyond repair, unfixable or otherwise fully shlongered.
Zach: “hey, is that hose fitting salvageable or do we need a new one?”
Caden: “no way! It’s completely and utterly shlongered”.
Caden: “no way! It’s completely and utterly shlongered”.
shlonger donger
a mans manhood, his genetelia, his dick.
oh my god he hit me in the shlonger donger!
Shlonger
Dick, penis
That's a small//big shlonger