shlongue
A penis, preferably a long erect one
Me: I want to stick my shlongue up your vagina. Is that cool with you?
Slut: Anytime!😍
Slut: Anytime!😍
shlongus
man with a slightly bigger "shlong" than average "shlongs"
i'm not watching that porno, that guys shlongus is way to big
longus shlongus
a very long dick
girl: Damn he got a longus shlongus!
Grossus Shlongus Personus
A way to call a person a giant dick without that person to know what you just said.
You are such a *grossus shlongus personus*, Steve!
SKEEBO SHLONGUS
The skeebo race's attack of newer jersey from July 8th 6049 until December 21st 6112 which ended in the creation of newest jersey and the evacuation of planet E-7693J. This is also used as a term for hard gay sex
Ziv minraf: did you know about skeebo shlongus?
Bedheadzack: kys I don't want to fuck men
Bedheadzack: kys I don't want to fuck men