Shlonker
A very long cock
Aka Mandingos twin
Aka Mandingos twin
I can't wait to get home and give her this shlonker.
Shlonker
A male with a penis long enough to be able to hit the end of the average vagina. A shlonk is an onemonapia for the sound produced when this occurs.
My husband is a shlonker, we always have great sex.
shlonkered
When you are completely stoned or drunk to a point you believe you are in a dream state.
"Dude are you ok?"
"Yeah, don't worry I'm about to wake up."
"You're completely shlonkered man. Hahaha!"
"Yeah, don't worry I'm about to wake up."
"You're completely shlonkered man. Hahaha!"
shlonker faced
getting really drunk and out of control
H: I'm not sure I remember everything that happened last night...I'm pretty sure things got a little crazy, yes?
W: Yeah, you were totally shlonker faced
W: Yeah, you were totally shlonker faced