shlonkered

When you are completely stoned or drunk to a point you believe you are in a dream state.

"Dude are you ok?"
"Yeah, don't worry I'm about to wake up."
"You're completely shlonkered man. Hahaha!"

Shlonker

A very long cock
Aka Mandingos twin

I can't wait to get home and give her this shlonker.

Shlonker

A male with a penis long enough to be able to hit the end of the average vagina. A shlonk is an onemonapia for the sound produced when this occurs.

My husband is a shlonker, we always have great sex.

shlonker faced

getting really drunk and out of control

H: I'm not sure I remember everything that happened last night...I'm pretty sure things got a little crazy, yes?

W: Yeah, you were totally shlonker faced

俚语	shlonkered
释义	shlonkered When you are completely stoned or drunk to a point you believe you are in a dream state. "Dude are you ok?" "Yeah, don't worry I'm about to wake up." "You're completely shlonkered man. Hahaha!" Shlonker A very long cock Aka Mandingos twin I can't wait to get home and give her this shlonker. Shlonker A male with a penis long enough to be able to hit the end of the average vagina. A shlonk is an onemonapia for the sound produced when this occurs. My husband is a shlonker, we always have great sex. shlonker faced getting really drunk and out of control H: I'm not sure I remember everything that happened last night...I'm pretty sure things got a little crazy, yes? W: Yeah, you were totally shlonker faced
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