shlonky
A born loser. The word originates from and is comprised of the two words 'Shlong' and 'Donkey'.
Look at that shlonky wearing a button-down dress shirt with sweatpants.
Shlonky
A Jewish way of saying Penis, Dick and/ or peen
yo my Shlonky is so long
Shlonky
The result of having so much sex your dick stops working. It just hangs there and is useless.
Charlie Sheen bonned so many whores his dick turned into a shlonky.
Shlonky Donk
A very limp penis that moves around much like the child toy "the slinky"
Man, i'm so impotent my dick is a goddam shlonky donk
Shlonky Kong
KONG YOUR SHLONG
Your a fucking Shlonky Kong
shlonky tong
PENIS! (use only for those who are hung like mules)
Wow! That guy's shlonky tong is nine inches long, only two inches shorter than mine.