shloomp
using your hand like a credit card to swipe upwards in a females crotch
joey: shloomp! haha
brittany: fucking stop!
brittany: fucking stop!
shloomp
When you half diarrhea, half poop. A large ball of poop surrounded by diarrhea.
Mitchell: I took my daily shloomp earlier, it was like half melted, rocky road ice cream.
Zane: Nice.
Zane: Nice.
Shloomping
When you slowly turn your friend gay by asking him multiple questions involving scenarios with another mans penis
Anthony: bro I was shloomping one of my bois last night and I think he’s ready
Anthony’s bf: sweet invite him over
Anthony’s bf: sweet invite him over
shloomped
The word to use when someone non-exists you
Bob: Shut up, you dont't even exist
Maria: Nigga, i've been shloomped
Maria: *fades away*
Maria: Nigga, i've been shloomped
Maria: *fades away*
Shloomp
Falling out of reality- spacing off and
Entering a mind space where you learn something (often a lesson or something new)
Entering a mind space where you learn something (often a lesson or something new)
Hey, nomicon, got any knowledge for me? *shloomps*
Shloomp
when the it the dog does the ok 3.
yoooo i caught jeffrey shloomp ing off to loli hentai!