Shmeared

1. (v). The act of getting so drunk to the point where you lose control of your bowels.
2. (n). The moment when you consume so many alcoholic drinks, you no longer retain a memory.

He is so shmeared because he drank too much tequilla.

shmear

A large spreaded schlop of cream cheese usually schlepped all over a bagel.

Will you stop schlepping that doggone shmear on my toasty bagel.

shmear

In conversation, used in place of any word you cant quite remember at that time, such as stuff, or sh*t. Originated in the East Bay Area by The Doctor.

"Where is it located? Right over by the shmear."
"Hey Larry, Where did you get that new shmear?"

Shmear

White, spreadable goodness that is often used for anything.

"You've got some shmear on your shirt!"

"I'm gonna go home and shmear on some totapudi..."

"Hey! You shmeared all over my bed!"

Trail of Shmears

A extensive tale tail trail of sticky residue left by someone's fingers after they have either prepared or eaten food/drink. Shmears are plentiful. and Persons responsible can easily be identified because of multiple fingerprints left in the goo.

Brian has been snacking again, I recognize his fingerprint in the trail of Shmears all over the refrigerator.

Sheat Shmear

The fecal stained portion of the back part of a toilet seat, usually a trapezoidal imprint from the butt crack of an obese person. The physics of how feces travels up the crack is best left a mystery...

I went to use the rest room and was forced to try a stall on another floor to avoid cleaning the 'sheat shmear' from the toilet.

beard shmear

The act of eating a girl out and she queefs out vaginal discharge (possibly solidified) and you proceed to dry off her vagina with your beard.

"What's that smell?"

"Last night I beard shmeared this fat bitch and I haven't washed it yet....I can taste it.."

俚语	shmeared
释义	Shmeared 1. (v). The act of getting so drunk to the point where you lose control of your bowels. 2. (n). The moment when you consume so many alcoholic drinks, you no longer retain a memory. He is so shmeared because he drank too much tequilla. shmear A large spreaded schlop of cream cheese usually schlepped all over a bagel. Will you stop schlepping that doggone shmear on my toasty bagel. shmear In conversation, used in place of any word you cant quite remember at that time, such as stuff, or sh*t. Originated in the East Bay Area by The Doctor. "Where is it located? Right over by the shmear." "Hey Larry, Where did you get that new shmear?" Shmear White, spreadable goodness that is often used for anything. "You've got some shmear on your shirt!" "I'm gonna go home and shmear on some totapudi..." "Hey! You shmeared all over my bed!" Trail of Shmears A extensive tale tail trail of sticky residue left by someone's fingers after they have either prepared or eaten food/drink. Shmears are plentiful. and Persons responsible can easily be identified because of multiple fingerprints left in the goo. Brian has been snacking again, I recognize his fingerprint in the trail of Shmears all over the refrigerator. Sheat Shmear The fecal stained portion of the back part of a toilet seat, usually a trapezoidal imprint from the butt crack of an obese person. The physics of how feces travels up the crack is best left a mystery... I went to use the rest room and was forced to try a stall on another floor to avoid cleaning the 'sheat shmear' from the toilet. beard shmear The act of eating a girl out and she queefs out vaginal discharge (possibly solidified) and you proceed to dry off her vagina with your beard. "What's that smell?" "Last night I beard shmeared this fat bitch and I haven't washed it yet....I can taste it.."
随便看	snatch-snorkeling snatch snorklin snatch snot snatch soap snatch spear snatch spider snatch spray snatchsqauch snatchsquach snatch squad snatch squat snatchsquatch snatchstach snatch stack snatchstash snatch strap snatch struck snatch swipe snatch tackle snatchtacular snatch tag snatch tagging snatchtastic snatch test snatch thatch