Shmeat
Slang term for dick
His shmeat was hard as fuck
Shmeat
To have, small penis. Roughly no more then 3 inches. No more girth then 2 inches.
Danny has a serious case of shmeat.
Shmeat
1. The word used to refer to a hilariously small penis
2. The one thing that justin bieber eats for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and snacks.
2. The one thing that justin bieber eats for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and snacks.
I saw Christian getting into some compression pants in gym today. He got some Shmeat!!!
Shmeat
Meat or meat products produced by factory farming, CAFOs, or other unethical practices.
Combines "shit" and "meat".
Combines "shit" and "meat".
Bro 1: Wanna hit up that Micky D's?
Bro 2: Hells no, I don't eat those shmeat burgers man!
Bro 1: So what you eat, bro?
Bro 2: I get certified human meat, man. Then I cook it myself.
Bro 1: Word.
Bro 2: Hells no, I don't eat those shmeat burgers man!
Bro 1: So what you eat, bro?
Bro 2: I get certified human meat, man. Then I cook it myself.
Bro 1: Word.
Shmeat
A little penis. Small Hairy Meat.
Did you see the pic Andrew sent to Loddie?
Yeah he has a shmeat
Yeah he has a shmeat
Shmeat
Shmeat (adj)- describing an item (a thing). Example: “that shmeat over there” or “did you do that shmeat that we were supposed to do for homework?”
Shmeated (adj)- a person who is either drunk or high (not sober). Example: “I am shmeated right now” or “I just want to get shmeated”
Shmeated (adj)- a person who is either drunk or high (not sober). Example: “I am shmeated right now” or “I just want to get shmeated”
That shmeat is fire bro.
I’m so shmeated I can’t even talk to you right now.
I’m so shmeated I can’t even talk to you right now.
Shmeat
Small penis or dick, also reffering to any person or anything. It can be used for anything anyone and anything can be a shmeat
Damn you got a shmeat.
You are such a shmeater shut up you shmeat.
Shmeat shut the fuck up you got a shmeater.
You are such a shmeater shut up you shmeat.
Shmeat shut the fuck up you got a shmeater.