shmeeked
When you are so fucked up words like clapped, geeked, or fucked, wouldn't do justice to the situation.
Jesus, did you see Mike? He was shmeeked off of 14 percs.
shmeeked
when you’re high asf and other words are not doing it justice. a mix of shmacked and geeked
can also be used in verb form to replace the word smoke so u can be discreet: “are u tryna shmeek later?”
can also be used in verb form to replace the word smoke so u can be discreet: “are u tryna shmeek later?”
i was so shmeeked i couldn’t interact with the waitress.
tryna shmeek later? i got new glassssss
tryna shmeek later? i got new glassssss
Shmeek
when you freak a girl so good you change the timeline of life itself.
“I shmeeked her so good, she came to my kids birthday party”
“Wow look at that guy, he must shmeek”
“Wow look at that guy, he must shmeek”
Shmeek
A Secret word, used to make a person jealous, curios or mad. A word that "does not mean anything". The secrecy is the point, to not tell the person when you use it in a context. Similar to Smurf.
Male 1: Dude i totally just SHmeeked that sh*t.
Male: 2: What?
Male 1: It totally got shmeeked
Dude 1: Shut up or ima shmeek you
Dude 2: wha?
Angry Dude: F*ck you you stupid Shmeek loving Shmeeking Shmeeker.
Male: 2: What?
Male 1: It totally got shmeeked
Dude 1: Shut up or ima shmeek you
Dude 2: wha?
Angry Dude: F*ck you you stupid Shmeek loving Shmeeking Shmeeker.
shmeek
To smoke, blaze, toke, "do", marijuana.
"In parts of California, and most likely elsewhere, my homies say they want to have a shmeek sesh, not a smoke sesh"
shmeek
literally just a mixture of a shmuck and a neek
friend: omg timothy u shmeek, that’s not the right way!
Shmeek
A methamphetamine user who is so addicted to the drug they would do literally anything from selling sex to cleaning your whole house just to get a fix. They will often search bedding, carpet fibers, or any other area that little fragments of methamphetamine could have been dropped, forgotten, or hiding.
Brother: why is some random female doing the dishes?
Sister: I told her I would give her a 10 sack of meth if she did all the dishes before mom got home.
Brother: wow what a shmeek.
Sister: I told her I would give her a 10 sack of meth if she did all the dishes before mom got home.
Brother: wow what a shmeek.