Shmeer
When you shit in your pants, and it creates a long smear.
I was watching a horror movie with Josie, and got a shmeer when the zombie screeched.
shmeer
shmeer is shmeer no real definiton just really pisses off the people around you.
1-SHMEER-shut the hell up
2-SHMEER-what the hell
3-SHMEER-WTF
2-SHMEER-what the hell
3-SHMEER-WTF
Shmeering
Verb meaning drinking beers. Term originating in central Wisconsin
"Hey, where are we shmeering tonight?"