shmegma
Shmegma is a waxy like white stuff that is on the uncircumsized penis, and if not cleaned daily it will get very cake like and start to smell.
Your shmegma smells!
shmegma
A incorrect spelling of smegma. However a somewhat common error.
I gave my cousin a smegma version of a dirty sanchez while he was sleeping last night because he set me up with a swamp donkey that kicked me in the nuts when I gave her a jersey turnpike
shmegma
The improper spelling of smegma. Can be used as an insult to characterize a person's attitude, qualities, or cheese on their genitalia.
My roommate is such a shmegma! He needs to stop stealing my shampoo.
shmegma
A culmination of ass hair, sweat, and dirt which builds up on your taint when there is a lack of proper washing for a few days.
When a soldier is in the field and showers are very scarce, shmegma makes for a good spread for the wheat bread found in MRE's.
shmegma
a cottage cheese like substance inside the inner flap of a dirty vagina
nigga, i was fuckin this bad bitch and this shmega shit came all over my dick
shmegma
Any sort of unknown jelly like substance.
my new shoes got shmegma on them on the way to work.
shmegma
The crust the grows under an uncircumsized penis. Boogery and gross.
Andrew Jiras eats shmegma.