BEER DUMPING
BEER DUMPING - The act of "accidentally" dumping a beer on a female with the sole purpose of seeming like the hero and cleaning it up.
Joe: How did you guys meet?
Me: Classic Beer Dumping. I had Jon pour a beer all over Kelly. I swooped in with napkins and was seen as a complete gentleman. I was then rewarded with the ability to grind on her to various top 40 jams.
Joe: Flawless. One of my favorite moves.
Me: Classic Beer Dumping. I had Jon pour a beer all over Kelly. I swooped in with napkins and was seen as a complete gentleman. I was then rewarded with the ability to grind on her to various top 40 jams.
Joe: Flawless. One of my favorite moves.
Beer Dump
The intestinal apocalypse that occurs approximately twelve hours after drinking a copious amount of beer. The image and sound of this event is typically considered similar to the Deepwater Horizon Gulf Spill and Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor, respectively.
Andrew won the Case Race last night, and now he's taking a beer dump I'm my bathroom - on the bright side, I probably have enough time to go stock up on bleach and paper towels!
beer dump
When in the morning after a great drinking session you have to shit but you cant squeeze it out cause you feel like your gonna puke if you try to. At least thats what i think it is cause thats what happened to me this morning
Guy # 1: Whats taking so long in there man?
Guy # 2: Dude if i squeeze this dump out i'm gonna hurl!
Guy # 1: Too much beer bro, your having a beer dump
Guy # 2: uhhhh!!! *puke splash*
Guy # 1: . . . . damn
Guy # 2: Dude if i squeeze this dump out i'm gonna hurl!
Guy # 1: Too much beer bro, your having a beer dump
Guy # 2: uhhhh!!! *puke splash*
Guy # 1: . . . . damn
BEER DUMPING
BEER DUMPING - The act of "accidentally" dumping a beer on a female with the sole purpose of cleaning it up and seeming like the hero.
Joe: How did you guys meet?
Me: Classic Beer Dumping. I had Jon pour a beer all over this girl, I think her name may have been Kiki. I then swooped in with napkins and was seen as a complete gentleman. I was then rewarded with the ability to grind on her to various top 40 jams.
Joe: Flawless. One of my favorite moves.
Me: Classic Beer Dumping. I had Jon pour a beer all over this girl, I think her name may have been Kiki. I then swooped in with napkins and was seen as a complete gentleman. I was then rewarded with the ability to grind on her to various top 40 jams.
Joe: Flawless. One of my favorite moves.