Shmif
A shmif is an extremely unattractive person. The word "shmif" is actually a shortened version of the sentence "shoot me if I ever look like that."
Person 1 - "Woah, is that a dude or a chick"
Person 2 - "Shmif"
Person 2 - "Shmif"
Shmif
Barbies with their heads shaved; beautiful
I got a Shmif for my birthday.
SHMIF
Single hot mom I fuck
She's the Shmif, don't talk to her... she's mine boys.