shmilk
Bad milk that usually smells or tastes like shit. Usually is discovered after one pours millk over perfectly good cereal.
Dude I just wasted the last of these Luck Charms because of this damn shmilk!
Shmilk
A mixture of schnapps and milk.
Person 1: “dude I’ve had nothing but alcohol for the past few days”
Person 2 “Dude that’s not healthy, maybe you should drink some shmilk to change it up a bit”
Person 2 “Dude that’s not healthy, maybe you should drink some shmilk to change it up a bit”