shmoisted
Wastedly moist and shittily drunk. When a girl is drunk and is feeling a little moist. This mostly happens on a camping trip. The most "fun and sexual camping trip" drunk you can possibly get. Most effective with marshmallows.
She is so shmoisted. Get a shot glass and a condom. Make sure there are no kids around!
Shmoist
not wet, not dry, but absolutely disgusting.
After Max and I spooned, I became extremely shmoist.
shmoist
A combination of sweaty, hot, wet, and yes, moist.
(In an undesirable way)
(In an undesirable way)
I just came back from a trip to Florida in June, and felt very " Shmoist " the whole time.
shmoist
A combination of sweaty, hot, wet, and yes, moist.
(In an undesirable way)
(In an undesirable way)
I just came back from a trip to Florida in June, and felt very " Shmoist " the whole time.