shmongalong
Shmonging along is unofficial as of yet, however a shmongalong is the person that would shmong along, it is used to describe a person who sees something amazing or horrific but doesn't react in anyway and just moves along.
Tim: Yo jimmy have you seen this fucking huge spider?
Jimmy: Meh tiny, Gotta get to class bro -Walks off-
Tim: Wow what a shmongalong!!! -_-
Jimmy: Meh tiny, Gotta get to class bro -Walks off-
Tim: Wow what a shmongalong!!! -_-