Shmoodled
To be drunk, blitzed, blasted, smashed, crunk, mussed up, turnt, trashed, plastered, shit faced, sloshed, and in all ways fucked up.
We got completely shmoodled last night on that bottle of Pink Whitney
Shmoodle
v.The act of sucking up, flirting, Facebook Stalking, getting all over something, to be (or acting) gay. Usually what saprins do.
Don't shmoodle!
Shmoodle
an unfunnny/offensive joke in which the teller is the only one laughing
Eric: could you pass the bacon
Alex: I could pass the bitch, assmouth
Eric:...that was a shmoodle Alex
Alex: I could pass the bitch, assmouth
Eric:...that was a shmoodle Alex
shmoodle
having a smooch & having a coudle at the same time.
Aww. you'se are having a shmoodle! how cute.
Shmoodle
To own our completely dominate something or someone.
Guy 1: Dude, i totally just shmoodled that test.
Guy 2: niiice!
Guy 2: niiice!
Shmoodle
A word with limitless possibilities, as it is the most powerful, and meaningful word that is beyond human comprehension; just by reading this word, you have become Shmoodle’s bitch. BOW DOWN NEANDERTHAL!!!
“I bow to no one.”
*snaps your fucking neck*
“YOU BOW TO SHMOODLE YOU TWAT ASS WIPING WAFFLE CUNT FUCKER!!!”
*snaps your fucking neck*
“YOU BOW TO SHMOODLE YOU TWAT ASS WIPING WAFFLE CUNT FUCKER!!!”
Shmoodle
Platonic cuddling and making out, without the intention of taking it further. It is shared between two persons of any gender, who have a genuine affection towards each other while respecting each other's personal space. No strings attached and zero expectancy, Shmoodling is purely for serotonin and stress relief while making someone you care about feel loved and valued.
This is my best friend Leo, we love to Shmoodle after a fun night out!