shmoopsie
See: Definition of Sassel
Oh, that dog looks like Sassel, what a shmoopsie.
Shmoopsie
A word to call someone with zero rizz and is lacking in most categories (smarts, height, looks, etc.).
Elijah is acting like a big shmoopsie today.
Shmoopsie
A perfect being who has no flaws.
Elijah acts very shmoopsie towards other people.
Shmoopsie
A pet name for ANY cat 10 lbs. or under
Look at this precious kitty: "Come here my little shmoopsie kitty!"
Shmoopsie Poopsie
A sexual position where your partner deficates on a window or glass surface, proceeds to smear it, and than the women is pressed up against the shit smeared surface and anally ravaged.
“My mom walked in my room and questioned me about what me and my girlfriend were doing! She saw the aftermath of our shmoopsie poopsie!”