shmoot
The size of a micro-penis (between 1-7 cm's).
Olex man, your girl Stacey told me you have a shmoot and she couldn't even feel it.
shmoot
To shit ones pants
Damn it, i just shmoot
shmooted
to be beyond high,smacked or booted off of herb,piff, haze or kush
after smoking that blunt at smoke park i was while shmooted
von shmoot
Used in the same vein as many other popular, yet freakishly anti-social, yet endearing sex-acts one performs on their signifigant other, (ie: Dirty Sanchez, Plumsucker, Abe Lincoln, et al,) The VON SCHMOOT is so increadibly atavistic and vile, that its meaning defies definition.
Instead, is is used as a catch-all phrase to describe the most perverted and rotten act that your girlfriend will permit you to perform on her (willing or otherwise),yet still make you breakfast the next morning.
Instead, is is used as a catch-all phrase to describe the most perverted and rotten act that your girlfriend will permit you to perform on her (willing or otherwise),yet still make you breakfast the next morning.
That chick is so freaky, instead of the "rick james", I gave her a "von schmoot". Next time I'll invite her sister too, and give 'em both a double "von schmoot".
Shmoot
A person playing games on a toilet
Bob was being a shmoot playing games in his bathroom.